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~ Tuesday, July 29 ~
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bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail


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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”


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lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him


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underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost


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There is nothing to eat in my house and it’s frustrating because I’m hungry and I have to work from 5-9 so I’m not going to get to eat until after 9. I wish I had bread or something. 

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The world’s 85 richest people have as much wealth as the world’s 3.5 billion poorest.
This statistic was recently released in United Nations report that uses Oxfam figures. It’s also a huge wake-up call for anyone who doesn’t consider income inequality a major issue in global politics. (via micdotcom)

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cross-connect:

Selected works from Natalya Lobanova.

Posted to Cross-Connect by Mike.

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(Source: nickthejam)


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engrprof:

ilovecharts:
Need to save this for when people start ranting about “young people today.”

engrprof:

ilovecharts:

Need to save this for when people start ranting about “young people today.”


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ratqueenxvx:

Last week I got caught smelling a book and a girl in the car next to us laughed at me.

ratqueenxvx:

Last week I got caught smelling a book and a girl in the car next to us laughed at me.

(Source: drcrusherxvx)


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mazerunnermovie:

The new Maze Runner trailer will be here tomorrow! Keep checking Yahoo Movies and themazerunnermovie.com for online exclusive posters!

mazerunnermovie:

The new Maze Runner trailer will be here tomorrow! Keep checking Yahoo Movies and themazerunnermovie.com for online exclusive posters!

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crapandemic:

bashiebat:

tinkeperi:

Disney Store: Maleficent:)

FUCK.

AWWWWWWWWW LOOKIT THE LIL CROW ON THE HANDLE!

crapandemic:

bashiebat:

tinkeperi:

Disney Store: Maleficent:)

FUCK.

AWWWWWWWWW LOOKIT THE LIL CROW ON THE HANDLE!

(Source: disney.com)


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thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

(Source: facebook.com)

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