Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
There is nothing to eat in my house and it’s frustrating because I’m hungry and I have to work from 5-9 so I’m not going to get to eat until after 9. I wish I had bread or something.